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Kraz3
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PostSubject: Funny or Retarded Jokes   Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:22 am

Ok its getting a little boring here so i decided to put up a topic for jokes Very Happy . You can put any jokes on even if its funny or not (better be funny >.<).

Q:Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A:The pizza doesnt scream when its in the oven

I know its kinda fucked up but hell its pretty funny lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny or Retarded Jokes   Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:33 pm

a black kid spilled flour on himself and goes "Look daddy im white" his dad slaps him and sends him to his grandma. "Look grandma, im white" She slaps him and sends him to his mom. "Look mom im white" She slaps him and goes "what did we learn?" "I've been white for 5 mins and I already hate u niggers"
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PostSubject: Re: Funny or Retarded Jokes   Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:33 am

Q:What do you call a bunch of douchbags without any talent???

A:CHK!!! Yaaaaayyyyyyy!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny or Retarded Jokes   Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:35 am

Why are there lipstick stains on the steering after a blonde drives a car....

cuz she blows the car horn xDD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny or Retarded Jokes   Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:17 am

Q: What does a blonde say after sex?
A: Thanks guys

Long one:
One night, Pepito walked into his parents' room and found them both naked and his mom was on top of his dad in the "backwards cowboy" position. Pepito asked,
"Mom, what are you doing to dad?" And she said,
"Well, you see... your dad has a big belly so I'm tucking it in by sitting on it many times", and Pepito says,
"But mom, it's no use because when you're not here, the baby sitter comes, gets on her knees and inflates it back up".
HA HA HA HA HA... no but serioiusly, that was good joke huh? 10 Points?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny or Retarded Jokes   Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:25 am

A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he got to the
register he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the
checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

She asked, 'What size condoms?

The customer replied that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his trousers. He did.

She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the
intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Till 5.

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us,
was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the
checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could
have some brought to the register for him.

She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his trousers. He did.

She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of
medium-sized condoms, Till 5.

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen
was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a
live female, so he thought this was his chance.

When he got to the till he told the checker he needed some condoms.

She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his trousers and he did.

She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up
the intercom and said...
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